What is bandanage?

(ban-dan-äzh´) n. A genre of curative charms made of medicinal cotton wrapped in bandage; the process of creating curative figurines from medicinal materials, which elicit amusement and elevate the mood.

I created the process and the term “bandanage” and dream of one day marketing my creation as a BANDANAGE KIT in crafts stores everywhere—thus making my first million! Please—I know you’ll be tempted, but please don’t steal my dream.